This is an email that dropped into my In Box yesterday. I shit you not.



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Frank Young (webmaster@htz.com) am Mittwoch, 20. Februar, 2002 at 02:11:21

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message: If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!



My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!



I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!



I need to be able to:



Travel back in time.



Rewind my life including my age back to 4.



Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from being tampered with again after I go back.



I am in very great danger and need this immediately!



I am aware that there are many types of time travel, and that humans do not do well through certain types.



I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible. To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the universe of now will cease to exist.



I know that there are some very powerful people out there with alien or government equipment capable of doing just that.



If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down here, Along with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay top dollar for the equipment. Proof must be provided.



Please be advised that any temporal device that you may employ must account for X, Y, and Z coordinates as well as the temporal location.



I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilitys and is useless without a vortex. If you can provide information on how to create vortex generator or

where I can get some of the blue glowing moon crystals this would also be helpful.



I am aware of two types of time travel one in physical form and the other in energy form where a snapshot of your brain is taken using either the dimensional warp or an

electronic device and then sends your consciousness back through time to part with your younger self. Please explain how safe and what your method involves.



Also if you are one of the very, very, few beings with the ability to edit the universe PLEASE REPLY!



Only if you have this technology and can help me exactly as mentioned please send me a (SEPARATE) email to: IneedTimeTravel@aol.com



Please do not reply if your an evil alien!



Thanks

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Should I reply?

Had a really good weekend. Worked out with Natacha Friday night for 2 hours+. Now I'm sore and she wants to work out again tomorrow. Hmmm... what to do? Saturday night I met Ed with two of his friends and we had dinner and hung out in La Jolla Village. Today Ed came up and he, Natacha and I went out to Anza Borrego and did a little hiking. It was mostly driving but we spent a lot of time talking and hanging out so it was worth it, I think.

So, I am a big mess (you are all saying, "Yes, so what else is new?"). No, I mean I am a big mess health-wise.

I was sick all week with a cold/minor flu. I have kicked the flu part and no longer have much of a cold either, but the infection is now deeper in my chest and has infected my right ear tube. For some reason, every once in a while I get an ear infection but it's ALWAYS in my right ear. I woke up last night from the pain. I fumbled around my cabinet and found some antibiotics I had from last year when I had my strep throat, so that seems to be under control now.

The heat and dryness the last two days isn't helping, either, so I bought a humidifier today. Hopefully that will help. Tomorrow I have an appointment with my podiatrist to assess the progress on my left foot. I'll ask him to give me prescription for something if it's still bad.

The kicker with this is that if I lay down for a while, my chest fills with fluid and I start coughing. If I then go take a hot shower it clears and I feel OK. It makes sleep a challenge. I have to sleep like the Elephant Man - propped up.

I worked on the sprinkler system yesterday and I fixed a bunch of problems with the various subsystems. I have three different types of sprinklers; the micro guys and two types of big ones. They are pretty hefty and nicely modular (I can switch spray heads with ease and adjust them without tools), but the two systems aren't cross compatible.

I rode the motorbike over to the mission (san Luis Rey) this afternoon to 1) get out of the house 2) ride the motorbike and 3) to see what's up over there. I didn't go inside, though. I'll save that for another day.

I drove into Huntington Beach last night to emcee my Mom's fundraiser at St Wilfrid's. I was in charge of the raffle and the live auction. It was a fun time and we raised almost $1500.



Mom has a ong way to go, though, before she can buy the big 10 foot Steinway she wants for hte church, and she isn't getting a lot of support from the powers-that-be apparently. The church has already collected the necessary funds to buy a smaller piano, which will be the main church piano until Mom can get the big one.



Anyway, I yucked it up with the audience and my family and we did pretty good ultimately.